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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Aug 22, 2020 23:46:16 GMT -6
I am the idiot for engaging with your political BS There are long term effects from smoking, eating cured meats, commuting to work, living in Minnesota. Stress, lack of an education, genetics, and hundreds of other things.....what is your point? That government needs to regulate everything to save us from free will? Ankles Pierre, Jr. wonders why Moldy never admits to being an idiot over here? -
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Post by Wise Old FLU-ool on Aug 23, 2020 22:11:58 GMT -6
Listen, AP, and Eye will try to keep this shorter than my usual posts in which Eye usually attempt to emulate a visit to the dentist and the DMV all in one post.
Moldy is just sore that my high position as an unpaid volunteer board member for a very remote small town local children's hockey association gives me the unquestionable authority to take away YOUR free will ...
and gives me the responsibility to make every little decision regarding the entire families' lives of not only the couple parents who were stupid enough to have voted for me, but also every parent and child inside or outside my one horse's ass sociation.
All of which is the correct socialist Democrat definition of science and caring and not at all political. Ain't that so, Karl and Lee?
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Post by Duluth Lee insk East on Aug 23, 2020 22:18:21 GMT -6
Das ist so!
-Message bored arse since Duluth Atheist's last title sometime in the last century
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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Aug 23, 2020 23:51:39 GMT -6
Ankles Pierre, Jr. would like to thank the previous two dictating dictators for taking the time to explain your um-imagined-able authority over the great unwashed masses who traffic your high volume high school hockey bored.
Your timing could not be better, because Ankles Pierre, Jr. needs a RULE change only possible with the help of your great scientific knowledge and dictating decision making capabilities.
But first, we need to find a DeLorean time travel machine....
YOU see, Ankles Pierre, Jr. invested all his paper route money into a then little known, common stock called Hewlett-HYPHEN-NATION-Packard, which had grown into a large enough sum that AP soon asked his parents if he could purchase five (5) mint condition Batman comics (Detective #27), each of which would be worth millions today.
When AP's parents said no, Ankles Pierre, Jr. next considered purchasing a brand new, hot off the line, stainless steal DeLorean; however, the DeLorean in question was produced years before Iggy from Taxi reveal to Hollywood and the worls thatthe DeLorean was a time travel machine.
Now, all we need is a DeLorean to go back in time and convince AP's younger self to buy the first off the line model of DeLorean in order to go back in time again and convince AP's even younger self to disobey his parents and buy those damn Batman comics. Then we would have all the money and time travelling ability to correct historic wrongs and avoid worldwide catastrophes!
Could we stop the Kung Flu or Kennedys from getting shot or drowning their girlfriends?
SURE!... OR ... we could do something REALLY important....
Here is where YOUR awesome rule making ability would come into play:
Change the MSHSL rules to allow time travel!!!
Of course, we wouldn't want to make the time-space continuum collapse by upsetting the delicate balance of exactly which schools are represented in which year's State Tourney, but this is how it could work:
Right before the turn of the century when all computers stopped working and airliners fell from the sky, Coach Lex and the 1999/2000 Hill-Murray Hyphen-Nation CHAMPIONEERS pulled off one of the greatest upsets of all time over the bad news White Bear Lake Area Bears.
Now, nobody wants to take anything away from that great 1999/2000 section CHAMPIONEER celebration, but what if we could send the #1 rated 1995/96 Hill-Murray Hyphen-Nation CHAMPIONEERS, who themselves had been upset by the Bears a few years earlier, to take the place of Hill's-Millennial counterparts at the 2000 State Tourney?
Why stop there?... Take Hill's upset win in 2017 ... almost avenging the lucky fluky Stillwater goal which punk'd the top rated 2013/14 Hill-Murray Hyphen-Nation CHAMPIONEERS ...
or take Hill's upset win in 2018 .... almost avenging the lucky fluky White BeAREA overtime overthrow of Minnesota's #1 rated 2013/14 Hill-Murray Hyphen-Nation CHAMPIONEERS....
Now with our dueling DeLoreans and a Batcave full of cash, we can be like Edina and have our cake while cheating, too!
Send 2014 H-M to 2017 State and 2011 H-M to 2018 State ... nobody would notice the switch until long after the trophies and medals are ours! Again, taking nothing away from those 2017-2018 boys' ultimate section final upsets ... keep the section trophies and medals ... just let 2011 & 2014 have a crack at those 2017-2018 State games where Hill didn't place or show anyway. Is this a great idea or what?!!!
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Post by pistol on Aug 26, 2020 21:20:06 GMT -6
Watching the diverse and uplifting RNC in contrast with the dark rioting DNC, Eye am reminded of the stark difference between the founding fathers of this bored and the cancel culture leftists who dominate Ye Olde Bored.
Eye am grateful to Neutron, OGEE, CNT, TomAss, and even the Grecian Traitor and Guvs and others who created this bored and had so much fun in the early years of Ye Olde Bored ... along with my best fiend Elliott, the XXXL Chicken BIAFP/BIAPF-founder of MN Hockey and dishonest ref, slapshooter who like Randolph and Moldy knows the pain of OT Tourney losses to Hill ... people who could disagree and yet still enjoy time with each other as individuals and challenging each other with our WORDS (& pictures).
Unlike the cruel & cowardly cancel culture Democrats who run Ye Olde Bored and nearly everything but the White House, REAL men can tolerate other voices and even respect bitter rivals. It's the same reason Hill-Murray respects the other programs, even while some publik skols types would like to get rid of Hill for being too good. It's the very old Catholic idea of respecting tradition and YOUR fellow man.
It's the reason H-M CHAMPIONEERS miss former rivals like RJM, Burnsville and the Bloomington schools. It's the reason H-M can't wait to face Edina, Roseau and even Grand Rapids Indians ... who ruined more H-M state tourneys than any other ... yes, a bitter rival yet with a tradition that includes GR never leaving a Tourney without at least one win ... what other frequent Tourney competitors can say that?
It's also the same respect that has Hill-Murray helping so many strong programs to create new rivalries and traditions of their own. Coach Lex helped build Stillwater and always added to the schedule new teams on the cusp of becoming powers in their own right.
This is how real men treat their rivals, by taking them on, in a fair fight, not by cancelling like cowards.
Neutron, Eye wish Eye had not taken a year off from viewing this bored. It pains me to see posts from YOU still here asking if anyone knew where Eye was while YOU were dying. YOU were the kind of man of whom Eye speak. NEUTRON who wanted desperately to combat, even sometimes disrespect me in jest on both forums, while at the same time letting his love and His love shine through all the verbal jousting. Eye hope God calls YOU up from the Purgatory League sooner than later.
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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Aug 26, 2020 21:23:32 GMT -6
Amen
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Post by Kinda Bugs Me 2 on Aug 28, 2020 20:08:50 GMT -6
Neut is looking down from above with his eye in the sky to spy 4 of the top 15 all-time state tourney head coaches are Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS:
Les Larson Breck (HILL'71) Bill Lechner Hill-Murray Jeff Poeschl Mahtomedi (H-M'80) Terry Skrypek Hill-Murray
Kinda Bugs Me 2
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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Aug 29, 2020 18:14:42 GMT -6
Ankles Pierre, Jr. is confident that any time Next spends in the Purgatory Leagues will be shortened due to all the suffering he already endured as a fan of the White BeAREA Bad News Bears and Lost City Cougars
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Post by goldy313 on Aug 29, 2020 23:41:39 GMT -6
It seems, unfortunately, great posters like Tomass Packerboy, Govs, etc have abandoned the new bored leaving H-M apologists to take over. Sad state of affairs when the olde bored has been vanquished to DNC operations and the new bored Is now a H-M Propaganda arm.....I call it the βNew Tassβ.
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Post by pistol on Aug 30, 2020 0:04:24 GMT -6
About time the Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS took over this place ...
This is a HOCKEY forum after all.
Ye Olde Bored has only one poster, too, as far as Eye am concerned:
How do YOU know that even the one reported death is not bogus?
Truth is hard to find these days.
Unless YOU want to talk about the Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS!
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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Aug 30, 2020 0:19:56 GMT -6
Ankles Pierre, Jr. agrees with Moldy that Ye Olde Bored is nothing but DNC Russian-style propaganda,
but true Catholic Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS such as Ankles Pierre, Jr. only write the God's honest truth here
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Post by Reaper on Aug 30, 2020 0:30:46 GMT -6
Right!
And if posters like TomAss packerboy, and Govs are so great ...
Why have they and OGEE been vanquished so easily and thoroughly by AP, pistol and ilk ...
seldomly if ever to be seen again?
Obviously because the Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS are RE-LENT-LESS!
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Post by ILBOK on Aug 30, 2020 9:18:33 GMT -6
Goldy, it looks like the silent majority is starting to rise up against Mitch & Lee & Karl's Democrat COVID Hysteria forum and may return it to hockey π temporarily.
Neutron was years ahead to name his hockey forum "Duluth East Sucks," not just because Duluth East really does suck (and Duluth East really does suck ... maybe Neut didn't go far enough),
not just because of their coach whining about the neutral zone trap having no place in HS while himself adopting it for all tournament games thereafter,
not just because their coach refuses to schedule opponents for personal political reasons,
not just because their forum fanboy moderators are duplicitous cancel culture flaming snowflake Democrats,
but maybe because Duluth East was the first once major hockey π school to cancel it's hockey π game(s) due to a virus when all other teams struggled through illness and injury to finish the season and teach life lessons to boys trying to become real men.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but Duluth East types would rather destroy even themselves if it fits their political agenda. Look at what Dems do to their once beautiful hockey π forums, their once competitive hockey π programs, and their once thriving cities ... burn it all down.
In defense of the Hill apologists on this forum, here you can read about the great hockey π programs of both past and present like Grand Rapids, Edina, and, yes, Hill-Murray with more hockey π details than you will ever find on Mitch & Lee & Karl's Democrat COVID Hysteria forum.
BTW: Wisconsin is the true State of Hockey π
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Post by ILBOK on Aug 30, 2020 20:06:27 GMT -6
The Bantam Elite League championship was the battle of the Cullens:
Matt Cullen, coaching Minnesota's North Stars;
and Cullen Potter, the tourney MVP from Wisconsin.
Every time Matt Cullen from Moorhead leaves Minnesota, he gets another Stanley Cup,
but every time he comes back to Minnesota, it's 0-forever like he's back in Moorhead.
Which proves Wisconsin is the true State of Hockey, and the easiest way to become a hockey champion is to leave Minnesota
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Post by pistol on Aug 30, 2020 20:16:06 GMT -6
... unless YOU become a Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEER!
SEE, MOLDY???
YOU need us Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS to defend Minnesota
And bring back law and order
Especially now that it is 2020
Another year dominated by the 2020 VISIONary Hill-Murray HYPHEN-NATION CHAMPIONEERS!
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