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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Jan 29, 2019 13:39:16 GMT -6
Neutron 14's biggest regret was never meeting Ankles Pierre, Jr. face to face. If YOU examine your heart, YOU will have to admit that YOU, too, love AP like Neut loved AP (if so, examine your head, because Neut had brain tumors).
Unlike the rest of you "bird watchers" (which undoubtedly means getting drunk and watching soft porn from British Benny Hill reruns), Ankles Pierre NEVER was there for Neutron 14 UNTIL finally when it mattered the most ... after Neutron 14 was dead ... and AP could pray instead for Neutron's dearly departed soul.
Nobody can say with certainty where Neutron's journey will take him, but the fact that Neut's deathbed prediction favors "ugly green" this year is a good sign for Neutron's soul, because it means that Neutron 14 thought so highly of AP and the Pioneers that either he felt Hill-Murray green would take STATE or conversely that Neutron 14 did not believe the CHAMPIONEERS to be be at all ugly.
There is no denying that Neutron 14 loved Ankles Pierre, Jr. and the Hill-Murray CHAMPIONEERS, and for that we can hope and pray for Neutron's soul, though Neutron 14 still will have to do penance in purgatory for every time Neut favored a Publik Skool or the Grecian Traitors.
Sadly, Ankles Pierre, Jr. was late for Neutron's service and the funeral home had moved on to a standing room only funeral service of some guy named Don, who AP decided must have been the lead guitarist and cow bell artist for Blue Oyster Cult.
However, Ankles Pierre, Jr. still was able to pay respects from the bored to whom Neutron 14 often described as his half naked Indian squaw Grand Rapids cheerleader wife (though she tried to deny the cheerleader part).
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Post by ogee on Jan 29, 2019 14:47:58 GMT -6
It is a sad time, but look what he left for all you jackasses. I mean that in the best possible way. May God bless his soul. And may God bless all of you. And as you know already you are missed at the other place. Thanks for the kind words ellie. You should post a link at that bored to this bored so some of the old guys there that liked Neut can pay their respects. Thanks. OO
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Post by ogee on Jan 29, 2019 14:55:12 GMT -6
Neutron 14's biggest regret was never meeting Ankles Pierre, Jr. face to face. If YOU examine your heart, YOU will have to admit that YOU, too, love AP like Neut loved AP (if so, examine your head, because Neut had brain tumors). Unlike the rest of you "bird watchers" (which undoubtedly means getting drunk and watching soft porn from British Benny Hill reruns), Ankles Pierre NEVER was there for Neutron 14 UNTIL finally when it mattered the most ... after Neutron 14 was dead ... and AP could pray instead for Neutron's dearly departed soul. Nobody can say with certainty where Neutron's journey will take him, but the fact that Neut's deathbed prediction favors "ugly green" this year is a good sign for Neutron's soul, because it means that Neutron 14 thought so highly of AP and the Pioneers that either he felt Hill-Murray green would take STATE or conversely that Neutron 14 did not believe the CHAMPIONEERS to be be at all ugly. There is no denying that Neutron 14 loved Ankles Pierre, Jr. and the Hill-Murray CHAMPIONEERS, and for that we can hope and pray for Neutron's soul, though Neutron 14 still will have to do penance in purgatory for every time Neut favored a Publik Skool or the Grecian Traitors. Sadly, Ankles Pierre, Jr. was late for Neutron's service and the funeral home had moved on to a standing room only funeral service of some guy named Don, who AP decided must have been the lead guitarist and cow bell artist for Blue Oyster Cult. However, Ankles Pierre, Jr. still was able to pay respects from the bored to whom Neutron 14 often described as his half naked Indian squaw Grand Rapids cheerleader wife (though she tried to deny the cheerleader part). Thanks for sharing AP, I'm glad you paid your respects. Neutron did love AP JR. no doubt about that. He once described you to me as a "Hockey Bored Genius" Now don't let your head get any bigger than it is already....ya right, like that would be possible.
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Post by elliott70 on Jan 29, 2019 15:09:03 GMT -6
It is a sad time, but look what he left for all you jackasses. I mean that in the best possible way. May God bless his soul. And may God bless all of you. And as you know already you are missed at the other place. Thanks for the kind words ellie. You should post a link at that bored to this bored so some of the old guys there that liked Neut can pay their respects. Thanks. OO Done. Lee may not like it but he cannot ban me. I am the main guy there.
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Post by Pete on Jan 29, 2019 21:49:11 GMT -6
I found you guys in 2002. Hill had just made the STATE Championship game after what had seemed to be an alarmingly long absence ... after eight years of not making the title game.
After posting a question on the board asking why my innocent posts regarding my favorite team were being deleted, Slappy PM'd me to let me know that he was all for me but others in some admin roundtable wanted me banned.
Really? What makes you think I care about joining your pathetic online board? I just had something to say about Hill, not looking to join some incestuous group of losers.
Three years later (2005), I found you again. This time I would leave Hill out of it. I picked my old Pee Wee hockey nickname, Ankles Pierre, and posted some pattern I noticed in the assist column in high school statistics (also predicted Cretin would make the 2006 title game).
Neutron 14 came back with an almost instantaneous response, something like, "Wow, what a first post, I can't wait to see what else you write and hope you have many more like that!"
Neut was easily impressed, and I had a follower even before there was such a thing. Of course, I couldn't help defending Hill, especially against anti-Catholic bigotry, so the thin skinned kept banning me.
Ankles Pierre, Jr. lasted a little longer, long enough to get into some classic battles with and/or against Slappy and packerboy. Neut would go only three rounds with me before declaring me the all time champion, but packerboy never would concede which I think allowed us to become more creative, sharper, and more entertaining than we would have been alone. Neutron 14, like Elliott, OGEE and Tom, would have me in a corner or catch me in an error from time to time where I would have to think pretty fast to make a snappy comeback ... all which would make Neutron think I had erred on purpose in order to set a trap. Like I said, Neut would have me on the ropes but declare me the champ, and he always seemed to enjoy seeing me spar with someone else and delight in the fact that he knew what was coming.
Like I said, Neutron 14 invented the concept of follower. How did he always know when I was online? I would get banned, invent a new persona with a new shtick and a new IP address, and Neut would respond immediately with ... "Ankles, is that you?" ... which would tip off the gay mafia or the snow flakes who would promptly ban me again ... AP, APJr, Captain America, CAP, pistol, Don Riley, ILBOK, I can't even remember all of my own aliases, but Neut could ... Neutron could spot me in less than one post.
I never felt deserving of Neutron's love and feel horrible that I was away for so long, hobnobbing with millionaires making America great again, that I didn't even know Neut was sick. It is heart wrenching to look back and see all his posts asking about me and others. I wish I had been here for him and hadn't put off his many requests to meet face to face until it was too late and Neut was gone.
The guy had to be pretty lonely to love us so much, right? WRONG! The funeral home was packed even though he had a small family by Catholic standards. They all talked about his quick biting wit, his zest for life, and his unselfish love for everyone. I really missed out. YOU really don't know what YOU got until it is gone.
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Post by Neutron 14 on Jan 29, 2019 22:12:50 GMT -6
"I just had something to say about Hill, not looking to join some incestuous group of losers."
... finally got you good, Pete!
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Post by ogee on Jan 30, 2019 12:12:43 GMT -6
Classic MacGruber
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Post by ogee on Jan 30, 2019 12:17:45 GMT -6
So EYE see elliott70 tried to post a link to this bored on the other bored so fellow posters could pay there respects.
It didn't last long.
Thanks for trying E.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Jan 30, 2019 16:18:03 GMT -6
So EYE see elliott70 tried to post a link to this bored on the other bored so fellow posters could pay there respects. It didn't last long. Thanks for trying E. Eye tried to join under tomASS LFC after seeing that. I haven't been approved yet nor do I think I will be since I can guarantee you, I would have been banned after my first post.
I have never seen a group of cloistered administrators as insecure as these putzes. I'm not going to try to sneak in under an alias. Fyck them. To even insinuate Neut as a "lesser" boils my Norwegian blood.
Pete - the service made me tear up. I wish I was more than a bored acquaintance with this great individual. Something NO ONE will say about Karl or Lee
Neut 1-13 were a pale comparison to Neut 14 …….. God got it right on his 14th try
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Neutron14
Jan 30, 2019 18:01:52 GMT -6
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Post by Pete on Jan 30, 2019 18:01:52 GMT -6
Amen, Tom, but why bother going over there to chew out people and get banned?
It's their forum to destroy on their own if they like, and it's their right to do it.
However, there is a little bit of revisionist history going on when they say we were banned for pushing boundarings or bending rules.
I never understood why Neut and most of the rest of you were banned, but for most, it was not for violation of any rules.
Myself, I kept the politics to the cafe thread where they wanted it, but still I was banned for making those posts conservative, God-fearing, informative, and hopefully humorous and entertaining ... just not to the politburo.
I tried to include hockey stats not available anywhere else, but presented in a humorous way in rhyme or Shakespearean sonnet favored by packerboy or acronym favored by Neutron.
It was obvious that I was being singled out for my conservative, God-fearing values, long before the rest of you, but this went on for months and years before you all got banned ... so Ankles Pierre assumed you all finally got banned entirely on purpose in support of AP and friends.
Now, ye olde bored has fewer posts than we used to have pages. Back then, our threads could have tens of thousands of views overnight.
Now, you would have to weed through hundreds of posts to get one nugget of information ... and none of it even the least entertaining. Back then, I lost track of how often I was told our posts were daily must reading, given grateful feedback I received everyday online and at many games.
Now, people get their hockey info elsewhere ... entertainment, too. A decade later, there still are large swatches (entire counties) of the metro where you cannot visit ye olde bored if you use the public Wi-Fi or cafes that have the IP addresses from where AP was banned (I thought millennials were supposed to be much more tech savvy than that).
We were happy to provide the service to ye olde bored for free, but why go back if they want to destroy their own site? I only went back time and again for love of my friends, but Neut and the rest of you aren't there anymore.
I really think Neut (like some of the rest of you) got himself banned just so he could start a site where Ankles Pierre was welcome.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Jan 30, 2019 18:44:47 GMT -6
Amen, Tom, but why bother going over there to chew out people and get banned? It's their forum to destroy on their own if they like, and it's their right to do it. Agree with the latter part of your statement. Sometimes venting is good for the soul even when it falls on deaf ears, harden hearts, and numb skulls. It's like a Journey into Mystery thor some.
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Post by ogee on Jan 30, 2019 19:31:57 GMT -6
EYE thought it would be a nice gesture for others on ye old bored to visit this bored and share their thoughts and well wishes on the Neutron thread...But pulled the "plug" on that faster than he could unzip his fannypack to get a fresh tampon.
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Neutron14
Jan 30, 2019 20:33:06 GMT -6
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Post by Ankles Pierre, Jr. on Jan 30, 2019 20:33:06 GMT -6
Tsk, tsk! Ankles Pierre, Jr. never would make such vulgar posts, yet AP was repeatedly banned while while Protestants such as yourself remained in good standing.
Moreover, Ankles Pierre, never insulted any Protestants as far as they could tell, because AP always was careful to use words packerboy could not spell and with more letters than OGEE could count.
Tom, do not forget to leave Thor #1-82 to Ankles Pierre, Jr. when updating your will. Hopefully, Neutron14 remembered AP when divvying his Bat-Mite meets the Invaders.
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Post by goldy313 on Feb 2, 2019 0:51:01 GMT -6
I posted on the old bored....my post still is up about Neutron. When I post about CNT or Neut it stays. Most do not know who they are and the topic dies but is not censored. Nobody censored me or changed what I posted. This bored is hard to post on as a first timer....trying to figure out pictures with cars and crosswalks.....get off your high horse. Nobody won in the schism, people like Neut lost. People with opinions and no master lost. I will still post my own thoughts and ramblings.
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Feb 3, 2019 9:16:50 GMT -6
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Post by Fake Fakerson on Feb 3, 2019 9:16:50 GMT -6
I posted on the old bored....my post still is up about Neutron. When I post about CNT or Neut it stays. Most do not know who they are and the topic dies but is not censored. Nobody censored me or changed what I posted. This bored is hard to post on as a first timer....trying to figure out pictures with cars and crosswalks.....get off your high horse. Nobody won in the schism, people like Neut lost. People with opinions and no master lost. I will still post my own thoughts and ramblings. This post is just plain offensive! The height of height bigotry! We all know there is no possible way Tom could own a high horse or get his little legs over a high horse, let alone get off. If this were ye olde bored, the offending tweet AND twit would be banned from here! Was the holocaust a mere scism? The Nazi collaborators and sympathizers never see the problem. Whether we are talking about withers, or Nazis exterminating Catholics and Jews, or Democrats defending slavery or now infanticide, or ye olde bored dehumanizing Neutron14 with the pejorative "lessers/lessors," the sympathizers say: "Hitler can't be all that bad, because he never censors MY tweets." It is the collaborators who ride their high horses, imagining themselves to be Switzerland while Hitler gasses Neutron14 and Allies! Do the collaborators not realize that tweets can be more than tweets about the tweets of actual tweeting birds? Neutron14 deserved better than a postpartum post attacking his manly memory with tweets about Tweety! Goldy tis moldy, and Neutron14 would approve of dis approbation.
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