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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 7, 2018 13:55:19 GMT -6
People who have no idea what your doing that want to tell you how to do it.
Another favorite was back when I was smoking people telling me you really ought to quit that. No ship, why didnt I think of that? Ogees fave, you've to you've had too much to drink to drive. OGEES RESPONSE? I can still find my keys, I'm fine!
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 7, 2018 15:37:53 GMT -6
The waste of tax payer money for all the " slower traffic keep right" signs in WI" I swear they either do not know how to read or have no clue THEY are the SLOWER Traffic
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 7, 2018 18:08:26 GMT -6
The waste of tax payer money for all the " slower traffic keep right" signs in WI" I swear they either do not know how to read or have no clue THEY are the SLOWER Traffic Excellent observation!
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 8, 2018 7:09:41 GMT -6
The waste of tax payer money for all the " slower traffic keep right" signs in WI" I swear they either do not know how to read or have no clue THEY are the SLOWER Traffic My buddy and I were traveling to Cumberland one Sunday and wanted to see how many bars we could stop at on the way. We stopped at a bar in Shafer Mn first. While having a beer my buddy spy's a sign on a bulletin board inviting everyone to a wedding at a local farmers place. The bride and groom of this wedding were the farmers two mules. We finished our beers and crossed the bridge into WI, and the next bar was packed. We went inside and ordered our beers. Of course the Packer game was on all the tvs. At the time I had a Palm Pilot if any of you guys remember those. The only decent app it had on it was a universal tv remote. You just had to select the brand name of the tv and presto, you had control of that tv. We had a riot changing the channels to the Vikings game. People were swearing and hollering at the bartender. Favre would drop back throw a bomb and poof, Vikings game. People were actually leaving the bar because they were so pissed. We finished our beers and moved on to the next bar before we were discovered. We played that game again. It was hilarious!
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 8, 2018 8:26:16 GMT -6
That is one great practical joke!
A Palm Pilot ? There's a blast from the past.
In WI they thought those were gloves used for whacking off
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 8, 2018 8:27:42 GMT -6
Don't you just love...………… how the "homeless people" in the Mpls tent city have nicer tents than you do?
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Post by ogee on Sept 10, 2018 13:50:00 GMT -6
People who have no idea what your doing that want to tell you how to do it. Another favorite was back when I was smoking people telling me you really ought to quit that. No ship, why didnt I think of that? Ogees fave, you've to you've had too much to drink to drive. OGEES RESPONSE? I can still find my keys, I'm fine! As long as EYE can crawl to the pickup EYE can drive.
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Post by boss on Sept 11, 2018 18:49:42 GMT -6
It's so wonderful when driving in the fast lane and some bozo rides your bumper even though your going as fast as the cars in front of you. Said Bozo weaves in and out of traffic to have that extra pavement and 5 minutes later they are no further up the road. Impatience
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 14, 2018 5:03:39 GMT -6
It's so wonderful when driving in the fast lane and some bozo rides your bumper even though your going as fast as the cars in front of you. Said Bozo weaves in and out of traffic to have that extra pavement and 5 minutes later they are no further up the road. Impatience I'm no Bozo, contrary to popular belief and I will be patient - no weaving in and out of traffic, but those cars in front of you are the problem.
If it takes you more than 30 seconds to pass a car in the right lane then take your speed control off and give the car some gas and then get the AP over.
If you're on the autobahn going 100 mph passing cars and an object in the mirror is coming up on you at 150 mph ……..you better get out of the way
For the record I believe in the zipper method ( have fun with that) and I keep 5 car lengths in front of me in stop and go traffic because bodies in motion tend to stay in motion. Plus MN drivers have no clue how to merge. Especially so when they're busy texting on their phones
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 14, 2018 9:50:15 GMT -6
Doncha just love Minnesota Nice drivers who line up all in the left lane when the right lane is closing ahead instead of using both open lanes until you have to merge and then take turns. Why do these flukin people do that? Its way slower. And then they give you a dirty look or wont let you in when you do it the right way. Doncha just love it?
Also Doncha just love it when you pull of to the side of the road for an emergency vehicle behind you and then once the EV passes the flukeheads behind pass ahead of you. Doncha just love that?
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 14, 2018 14:35:17 GMT -6
Doncha just love when they have the hottest redhead you've ever seen do a ultrasound of your nuts using warm gel.
Twins,Twins, Twins!
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 14, 2018 14:41:53 GMT -6
Doncha just love when the nurse is about to put in the catheter and she says dont worry this wont hurt long. I said, "funny, just dont laugh at my third nut, he's sensitive.
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 14, 2018 14:55:04 GMT -6
Doncha just love people who tell stories non chronically? So about 10 years ago i was in the shower washing th boys and thought thats different... I panicked and told my wife. She said dont worry, just call your doctor and set up an appointment. I said 'Doctor?' I foud one, an old timey guy who shined his penlight through it and it was clear. He said it probably just a hydrocele, but ill set up a ultrasound just in case. Go two threads back.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 21, 2018 15:18:31 GMT -6
I bet Neutrons 1-13 lacked this ball busting feature
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 21, 2018 15:20:44 GMT -6
Doncha just love how brand new roadways lack sufficient lanes and also flood easily during the first good down pour ?
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