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Post by ogee on Sept 24, 2018 8:40:23 GMT -6
What's your fee?
I'll see if my son can afford you.
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 24, 2018 8:52:13 GMT -6
What's your fee? I'll see if my son can afford you. Free initial consultation and no fee unless EYE can cure YOU.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 24, 2018 8:58:14 GMT -6
Better Call Hackerboy…………...has a nice familiar ring to it. I like it
The 57 step program should be called Breaking Puke
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 25, 2018 8:47:53 GMT -6
Better Call Hackerboy will be a booming business after the Puke are Humiliated in LA and Philly.
The zombies will be in a purple haze not seen around here since Bud Grant decided to retire. Zombies will be wandering aimlessly around the outside of the billion dollar booing facility dressed in #28 jerseys trying to climb into the Viking ship for comfort.
The Wilfs will fire Zimmer and when asked what went into the decision they will respond " did yah see the game? "
But Better Call Hackerboy will be here to help those who wish to recover their lives and rid themselves of being a Puke zombie.
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Post by ogee on Sept 25, 2018 13:48:47 GMT -6
The BCH is a cheap imitation of the original PPHF back from the Glory Days of the old new board, but I'm a proud supporter of the BCHFoundation.
Good Luck to all the Zombies seeking professional help.
SKOL the BCHF!
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 26, 2018 9:20:45 GMT -6
The overwhelming show of support has deeply affected ME.
So much so that Eye have decided to provide helpful therapy at no charge to those in need. Pro bono so to speak.
The first step is to say : " The Vikings will not win the Super Bowl this year" Reference to the Buffalogame will provide YOU with a tremendous resource to not only say what needs to be said but eventually, to believe in it.
But Eye recommend we start slowly so just saying it a few times a day for awhile to friends, coworkers, family and fellow bored members is a great way to start.
For those feeling the need for more intense therapy right away, Better Call Hackerboy.
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Post by rodney on Sept 26, 2018 10:24:00 GMT -6
EYE see Everson Griffin took Princes song a little to serious....
Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 26, 2018 14:11:17 GMT -6
EYE see Everson Griffin took Princes song a little to serious.... Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! Prince took his own song way too serious "Are we gonna let the elevator Bring us down, oh, no let's go" Amy Klobuchar suggested we make the State Color Purple after Prince was found dead of an over dose in his elevator. Right, let's have our state color be inspired by a drug addict who ODeed in an elevator and a football team that Humiliates our state at every opportunity. Amy Better Call Hackerboy.
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 27, 2018 8:59:08 GMT -6
Business will be booming after the Humiliation about to be heaped upon the Puke.
Better Call Hackerboy.
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Post by ogee on Sept 27, 2018 10:16:20 GMT -6
Business will be booming after the Humiliation about to be heaped upon the Puke. Better Call Hackerboy. I was giving my Zombie son some grief yesterday about how bad the puke are. His response was " Well, they have a better record than the Patriots, they are 0-3" Poor, poor boy....he better call Hackerboy. What's your number? EYE tried 1-800-ENDPUKE but no answer.
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 27, 2018 14:04:24 GMT -6
Business will be booming after the Humiliation about to be heaped upon the Puke. Better Call Hackerboy. I was giving my Zombie son some grief yesterday about how bad the puke are. His response was " Well, they have a better record than the Patriots, they are 0-3" Poor, poor boy....he better call Hackerboy. What's your number? EYE tried 1-800-ENDPUKE but no answer. Sounds serious. Next he will be saying "yah but how would you like to be a DET Lions fan?" or "yah but at least Bud Grant got us there" If that starts to happen, Better Call Hackerboy... immediatley! It's 1-800-ZOMBIES.
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Post by hackerboy on Sept 28, 2018 7:48:18 GMT -6
The Humiliation was not as bad as Eye thought it would be last night which is bad for business. The zombies will convince themselves that their genius defensive coach Mike Zimmer will fix all of this and everything will be fine.
But the defense has been shaky now for quite awhile going back to the end of last season in the playoffs. Capt Kirk cant play defensive back. And ah, hey Mike, Anthony Barr can't cover a WR.
Better Call Hackerboy
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Post by ogee on Oct 1, 2018 11:20:05 GMT -6
The Humiliation was not as bad as Eye thought it would be last night which is bad for business. The zombies will convince themselves that their genius defensive coach Mike Zimmer will fix all of this and everything will be fine. But the defense has been shaky now for quite awhile going back to the end of last season in the playoffs. Capt Kirk cant play defensive back. And ah, hey Mike, Anthony Barr can't cover a WR. Better Call Hackerboy Hackerboy nails it again....
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Post by ogee on Oct 1, 2018 11:23:27 GMT -6
. Another issue in the Twin Cities? Kirk Cousins' arm might fall off. He's thrown at least 50 passes in the past two games and is on pace for 756. Matthew Stafford owns the single-season record (727).
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Post by hackerboy on Oct 1, 2018 13:11:36 GMT -6
More Humiliation in store for the zombies comin up on Sunday.
Cousins arm might fall off but if they don't sign him, they start the season 1-4 or maybe 0-5!
Should be a fact that could shock some of YOU zombies out of the haze that lingers.
If not, Better Call Hackerboy.
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