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Post by ogee on Aug 28, 2018 12:08:31 GMT -6
And the rambling continues. A few weeks ago my company put me on Cobra. I'm still on long term disability, but needed to pay more for the same coverage. The kicker for me was life insurance. They allowed me to convert a portion of it to whole life. All I had to do was to get my Oncologist to sign a statement saying I would be dead in the next 24 months. Talk about your "against the grain". Ce n'est pas packerboy? Go figure, I'm having a hard time sleeping. I can't seem to dream about my own impending death. I can dream of Ogee's though, always by an amorous moose. My wife worries about me. She'll catch me looking off into space and wants me to share. We've all been there right guys? I tell her I'm just thinking. Of course she responds " thinking about what?" I tell her "the same thing everyone thinks about. Still not satisfied, she asks "and what is that?" I reply "the future". She doesn't ask about my thoughts anymore. I know she's just trying to share my burden. As long as you're rambling it's all good. EYE Have not seen a moose in 20 years, so the odds of that are slim. I was hoping to go while in bed with a couple hot blondes. The odds of that are even slimmer. Hang in there Neutron, we are sharing your burden a little bit also. Your wife may have to get a username for the board? Then she could see what you been doing for the last 5 years..... Nevermind, bad idea.
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Post by Neutron14 on Aug 29, 2018 1:56:33 GMT -6
And the rambling continues. As long as you're rambling it's all good. EYE Have not seen a moose in 20 years, so the odds of that are slim. I was hoping to go while in bed with a couple hot blondes. The odds of that are even slimmer. You already have the hottest blonde in town and as far as you can see in any direction. Ogeez, and those legs go on forever...
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Aug 30, 2018 9:49:15 GMT -6
I didn't see any moose on my drive back from Appleton this early morning, but dodged about 8 or so deer
One was a doe that came out of the woods and stated, " that's the last time I do that for two bucks"
My wife was wondering why I didn't spend the night. I said I wanted to get home to see our daughter, who had been visiting this past week from SF, off to the airport.
The one thing you have made me realize more strongly than anytime before is that tomorrow is never promised to anyone. So just in case, I was able to give my daughter one more hug and a "I love you"
Speaking of rambling thoughts...…. I have wondered, If I make it to the pearly gates do I really want an everlasting peace? Ya know perfection and no conflict?
How in the hell am I suppose to survive without conflict? Where is the day to day fun in that? Perfection and everlasting peace is going to be hell for me.
But the alternative of being ass- raped by Hitler with a pitchfork on a daily basis isn't the type of conflict I want either.
Well I'm with ya in spirit Neut-case. Keep your stick on the ice and plenty of duct tape on hand.
PS - Like Ogee, I know you must have out kicked your coverage too. So how does she feel about short stocky Norwegians ? Asking for a friend
Love ya board brother
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Post by ogee on Aug 30, 2018 10:14:44 GMT -6
PS - Like Ogee, I know you must have out kicked your coverage too. So how does she feel about short stocky Norwegians ? Asking for a friend
LOL! Asking for a friend? Wtf! That's cold....even for you tomASS. Did make me chuckle tho.....No doubt the kick went through the end zone with Neutron. If my memory serves me right, she was a 1/2 naked Cheerleader for the Injuns back in the day. Hmmm, pistol may have some pictures.
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Post by Neutron14 on Aug 30, 2018 10:27:38 GMT -6
Trust me, back in the day was a long, long, time ago. And she swears she was never half naked. She did confess to the Indian headress though. My wife goes for medium tall and extremely handsome. Your out. Now OGEE worries me...
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 1, 2018 14:33:54 GMT -6
So we were at the St Tourney one year snd I was sitting with Chris K on his seats and ee noticed the whole row in front of us were youg Roseau fans. I asked the lad in front of me if he knew OGEE. (I used his real name) he said "know him"? HE'S MY UNCLE! I'M THINKING ROSEAU has a pretty shallow gene pool. Betwee games of the Evening session Chris and I head back to the Liffy for a beer. I spy Ogee and his wife having drinks at a table. OGEE Heads off somewhere and some music starts playing... "Hey diddle diddle put your kitty in the middle and shake it like you didnt care... Mrs Ogee heads out to the dance floor and start dancing with some guy. I head off to find Ogee... no luck. I look over and see Chris K has hooked up with about 5 Hot E.P mamas. The same song plays again and the girls are still dancing. Ogee does not look happy. He says to his wife, really? AGAIN? THE HE COMES BACK TO THE TABLE. I ASK OGEE, How do you know Neil Broten? Ogee says huh? I said yeah, your wife is dancing with him. He says nonono, thats his sister Sue. Ouch. Now all the EP mommas have joined them on the floor! It was pandemonium Gene! I went over to console Chris and yhe song started over again. I went back to my beer with Ogee, and this kid and his mom walks over to me and points and says he paid me to do it mom! OGEE says to me, Neut you bastard! He was glaring at me and I said what? I looked back at the dance floor to see one of the Mommas point at Chris and say "walk this way..."
Oh what a night!
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 2, 2018 13:27:03 GMT -6
My Plaid sports jacket must have been at the cleaners that session
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Post by ogee on Sept 4, 2018 9:10:21 GMT -6
So we were at the St Tourney one year snd I was sitting with Chris K on his seats and ee noticed the whole row in front of us were youg Roseau fans. I asked the lad in front of me if he knew OGEE. (I used his real name) he said "know him"? HE'S MY UNCLE! I'M THINKING ROSEAU has a pretty shallow gene pool. Betwee games of the Evening session Chris and I head back to the Liffy for a beer. I spy Ogee and his wife having drinks at a table. OGEE Heads off somewhere and some music starts playing... "Hey diddle diddle put your kitty in the middle and shake it like you didnt care... Mrs Ogee heads out to the dance floor and start dancing with some guy. I head off to find Ogee... no luck. I look over and see Chris K has hooked up with about 5 Hot E.P mamas. The same song plays again and the girls are still dancing. Ogee does not look happy. He says to his wife, really? AGAIN? THE HE COMES BACK TO THE TABLE. I ASK OGEE, How do you know Neil Broten? Ogee says huh? I said yeah, your wife is dancing with him. He says nonono, thats his sister Sue. Ouch. Now all the EP mommas have joined them on the floor! It was pandemonium Gene! I went over to console Chris and yhe song started over again. I went back to my beer with Ogee, and this kid and his mom walks over to me and points and says he paid me to do it mom! OGEE says to me, Neut you bastard! He was glaring at me and I said what? I looked back at the dance floor to see one of the Mommas point at Chris and say "walk this way..." Oh what a night! Wow your memory is stellar....kinda. LOL!
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 4, 2018 18:00:12 GMT -6
So we were at the St Tourney one year snd I was sitting with Chris K on his seats and ee noticed the whole row in front of us were youg Roseau fans. I asked the lad in front of me if he knew OGEE. (I used his real name) he said "know him"? HE'S MY UNCLE! I'M THINKING ROSEAU has a pretty shallow gene pool. Betwee games of the Evening session Chris and I head back to the Liffy for a beer. I spy Ogee and his wife having drinks at a table. OGEE Heads off somewhere and some music starts playing... "Hey diddle diddle put your kitty in the middle and shake it like you didnt care... Mrs Ogee heads out to the dance floor and start dancing with some guy. I head off to find Ogee... no luck. I look over and see Chris K has hooked up with about 5 Hot E.P mamas. The same song plays again and the girls are still dancing. Ogee does not look happy. He says to his wife, really? AGAIN? THE HE COMES BACK TO THE TABLE. I ASK OGEE, How do you know Neil Broten? Ogee says huh? I said yeah, your wife is dancing with him. He says nonono, thats his sister Sue. Ouch. Now all the EP mommas have joined them on the floor! It was pandemonium Gene! I went over to console Chris and yhe song started over again. I went back to my beer with Ogee, and this kid and his mom walks over to Oh what a night! Wow your memory is stellar....kinda. LOL! Are you saying Neil and Sue aren't doppelgängers? Are you saying I didn't meet your nephew? Are you saying Chris wasn't with a bunch of EP hot mommas? Or you just don't remember much of the night?
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Post by ogee on Sept 5, 2018 7:43:42 GMT -6
Her name is not Sue, He was my 1st cousins kid.Chris was drooling over a TRF Mom(Karla)
Other than that you nailed it.
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Post by Neutron14 on Sept 5, 2018 17:55:59 GMT -6
Her name is not Sue, He was my 1st cousins kid.Chris was drooling over a TRF Mom(Karla) Other than that you nailed it. Names were changed to protect the innocent. Chris is not innocent. I'm pretty sure your ALL cousins of some kind up there.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Sept 6, 2018 18:10:52 GMT -6
I'm pretty sure your ALL cousins of some kind up there. speaking of …… I think Chris may be in this band singing about northwood flannel cousins
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Post by Neutron14 on Oct 8, 2018 16:23:48 GMT -6
I'm Randall Mc Murphey again. Docs are playing asteroids in my skull.
It's unnerving to smell ozone during your treatment. At least they haven't put bolts in my neck yet.
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Post by Neutron14 on Oct 8, 2018 17:29:28 GMT -6
I'm Randall Mc Murphey again. Docs are playing asteroids in my skull. It's unnerving to smell ozone during your treatment. At least they haven't put bolts in my neck yet. Last time I had radiation I ended up with a half hawk. Ya, sure it was cool, but this time I want to try something different so I've asked for crop circles. We'll see how they turn out.
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Post by tomASS the Obtuse on Oct 9, 2018 6:10:22 GMT -6
Always good to see another Neut post
If anyone could pull-off crop circles it would be you …… of course you know, you're only signaling the aliens
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